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Have you ever thought to yourself--I wish I could get three Kayley Loring Christmas audiobooks for one low price? Well, Kayley was thinking the same thing.
Now you can download the CLASSIC spicy Christmas romcom A Very Bossy Christmas (dual narration by Connor Crais and Mackenzie Cartwright), along with Merrymaker (duet narration by Brandon Francis and Erin Mallon) and There Is Also a Dog (Duet narration by Connor Crais and Erin Mallon), all for one low price. A Very Bossy Christmas is a novel, Merrymaker and There Is Also a Dog are novellas. They're all fun and spicy and sweet. You'll get two grumpy bosses and a hot doctor. You'll get three individual audiobooks in this bundle, delivered by BookFunnel.
If you want them separately, you can buy them individually too!
A VERY BOSSY CHRISTMAS
Ahhh, the good old days, before Connor went through Male Romance Narrator Puberty and his voice dropped!
This is the steamy Christmas rom-com that many women listen to every year, sometimes multiple times, and not just around Christmas!
It's Book One in the Very Holiday series and a fan favorite for good reason. Come for Declan and Maddie's banter--stay for Piper, some sexy accents, and your favorite Staten Island aunt's Cool Whip and roast chicken farts.
This one is dual narration, with duet-style texting convos!
Review from Danielle:
Duet narration by Erin Mallon and Brandon Francis.
You guys. You are not ready for this amount of awesome. Kayley was not ready for how amazing Erin and Brandon would be together in this. Kayley was very much surprised in the good way.
This novella is book four in the Name in Lights series (Sleeper, Charmer, Troublemaker), but it can absolutely be read as a standalone. Yes, the Lazy Wingmen are here. Yes, there are fart jokes. Yes, there is a super swoony good single dad, an adorable kid, and a quirky heroine who will knock your holiday socks off. The audiobook is 3 1/2 hours long.
Format: Unabridged audiobook in digital format
Narrators: Erin Mallon and Brandon Francis
Run Time: 3 hrs 33 mins
THERE IS ALSO A DOG
Hey, look! It’s the audiobook for There Is Also a Dog—with the exclusive Kayley Loring dot com cover! It’s narrated, in duet, by Erin Mallon and Connor Crais! It’s got both narrated versions of the epilogue—same epilogue, but one’s narrated by Erin and one’s narrated by Connor! Why? Because Connor didn’t read the instructions. So now we have two versions of the same epilogue. We’re so lucky he just assumes that Kayley wants him to narrate all the animals with funny accents.
"There Is Also a Dog was the perfect cure for an audiobook hangover. I was in tears from laughing so hard! The spice was on point too. But the epilogues are what totally stole the show. Erin Mallon and Connor Crais were both brilliant and I love that it was in duet narration." - Geek Girl Reads
Format: Unabridged audiobook in digital format
Narrators: Erin Mallon & Connor Crais
Run Time: 1h 26min
This includes two versions of the epilogue, one narrated by Erin Mallon and a bonus version narrated by Connor Crais. The Connor version is not available on Audible. This is an exclusive cover available only on kayleyloring dot com.
Contains: A Very Bossy Christmas, Merrymaker, There Is Also a Dog
This bundle contains three separate audiobooks
A VERY BOSSY CHRISTMAS:
What’s the actual last thing you’d ever want your executive assistant to see you doing the morning after you had hot, drunk, angry sex with her in a terrible hotel room? Dancing around your terrible hotel room to “Come and Get Your Love” like Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy—naked? Yeah. Me too.
And yet, here we are.
This isn’t even the most unprofessional thing that’s happened between us in the past couple of weeks.
The first was when I agreed to let her have Christmas Day off, but only if she goes with me to three family gatherings as my fake girlfriend.
The second was when she caught me belting out a Christmas song on stage in the awful hotel bar.
The third was the hot, drunk, angry sex that followed, but I do not regret it.
And she hasn’t even found out the real reason I need her by my side this holiday season.
I need to pull it together before I do the dumbest, most unprofessional thing of all—fall head over heels in love with the only assistant who’s lasted more than a month at the job and claims to hate me and my moods more than she hates eggnog.
And I’ve seen how much she hates eggnog.
MERRYMAKER:
TO: Cleo Jones
FROM: Elijah Abrams
SUBJECT: Happy Holidays WTF
I woke up with a mild hangover and an alarm notification that said, “Check attachment in email Cleo sent to herself from my phone, Dummy.”
Your video proof of me offering you a temporary assistant job over the holidays seems legit.
The payment amount I agreed to was outrageous. However, I have a deadline to meet. Having already fired seven temps this week, I am inclined to give this a shot, assuming you are willing to start today.
Please don’t wear that saucy elf costume, speak in rhyme, or act all festive.
P.S. I apologize for the confusion caused by my son’s good intentions. He knew nothing of our former acquaintance and film school rivalry. But thanks for playing along.
TO: Elijah Abrams
FROM: Cleo Jones
SUBJECT: And a very merry good morning to you, sir!
To your non-festive requests, I must say nay!
You can pay me in cash, starting today.
I’ll help you produce movie magic, while spreading Christmas cheer,
Despite your mockery of my theatrical career.
I’ll bring my balloons and my kazoo.
I hope your son can join us too!
So flattered you found my elf costume saucy!
See you at the office, Bossy…
THERE IS ALSO A DOG:
This is a story about a cabin in a small town, a workaholic New Yorker who hates the holidays, and a hot-nerd local doctor who loves Christmas...and flirxting. It starts to snow. There is also a dog.
It’s a short, sweet, hilarious, and steamy Christmas story to enjoy along with your eggnog.
Just kidding.
Nobody enjoys eggnog. Enjoy this with something chocolatey (unless you’re allergic to chocolate).
"There is Also a Dog by Kayley Loring is filled with her perfect blend of humor and heat." - Alyssa Reads and Reads
If you want to buy these audiobooks individually in this store you can do that too! But you can get all three of them in the bundle for a big discount. Enjoy!
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